So you know that girl you meet Freshman year? She’s a virgin, she thinks drinking is bad, and that people don’t really have ulterior motives? Well, Sheltered College Freshman is that girl. She’s so delightfully oblivious that she just attracts every dude at the party. She’s the girl that guys love to take, and the girl that girls hate. So take note of the phrases here, boys. When Winter Break is over and you head back to school, try to find the girl that says anything like the Sheltered College Freshman. Once you find her, you better get on that.