I’m a girl but I have a weird obsession with Chatroulette just like all the guys I know. Among all the boob flashes, couples having sex, and young faces peering into the camera waiting for their first flash of a breast that isn’t attached to a Playboy model, you occasionally get something funny like the video below. These dudes think they’re getting a free striptease, but they’re in for a rude suprise. Fact: if it’s shaped like a man and has as much hair as a man then it’s probably a man — K.D. Lang, we’re looking at you.