Admit it, golf just isn’t entertaining. The only time I ever enjoyed golf was when Tiger Woods was banging hookers and sinking putts like no one’s business. The sport consists of silence, rich white dudes wearing pastels, and little cars that drive around on nicely mowed grass. Yawn. So it makes sense that something as boring as a turtle teeter-tottering on the edge of a water hazard would captivate the otherwise disinterested audience, as well as the commentators, who actually give a spirited analysis of the turtle’s dive. Check out the video after the jump.