Twist of Lemon: Horrible Bar Service, Vampire Face-Lifts, and Tax On Tanning

By: Amanda Schweitzer (Hofstra)

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Campus Socialites, once in awhile you will go to a bar and get HORRIBLE SERVICE. The DRINKS suck, you are paying WAY TOO MUCH MONEY, and the bartenders are mean. What can you do to GET BETTER SERVICE?

There is a new BOTOX procedure that lasts 15 months. ROBERT PATTINSON doesn’t have a pretty face for nothing, check out the VAMPIRE FACE-LIFT. The best part about it is that it’s made from YOUR OWN BLOOD.

Some people are so ADDICTED TO TANNING that they will stop at nothing to get bronzed skin. They are said to have increased the TAX ON INDOOR TANNING for numerous reasons, however, it may take more MONEY AND CANCER to stop the addicts.

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