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By: Ann Redus (UTSA)

Most celebrities are complete whack-a-doos. Actually, I’m starting to think that every celebrity has some sort of issue. Here’s proof…

First of all, we have Tila Tequila. So she’s a lesbian, that’s cool. Her last girlfriend, the heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, Casey Johnson, died a little over a month ago. Apparently Tila was PREGNANT. Explain to me how you can be pregnant when your girlfriend is unable to impregnate you.  Obviously there must have been something else going on in that whole relationship for Tila to be pregnant, and now, not. I call bullshit. Just saying. Not only that, but according to Tila’s Twitter, she’s now adopting a little boy from Russia. Good luck, kiddo!

On to Robert Pattinson… In photos for Details magazine, Rob was being shot between the legs of a female model and it made him anxious. He made a comment saying he was allergic to vaginas. Sorry ladies, but the only relationship that Rob’s having is the one with his dog, which is apparently, “ridiculous.” Yeah, I’d say so. Maybe girls wouldn’t think he was such a heartthrob if they knew that he didn’t shower often – at all, and that he has a strange relationship with his dog. Sick.

Last but not least, Kevin Smith. I’m sure you’re wondering who he is… well he is the director of movies such as, “Clerks,” and, “Dogma.” He also played Silent Bob in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Well, Silent Bob isn’t being so silent this week after being kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight for being, “too fat.” He wasn’t shy about his anger on his Twitter page say, “So, @SouthwestAir, go f*** yourself. I broke no regulation, offered no “safety risk” (what, was I gonna roll on a fellow passenger?).” There’s plenty more where that came from… Take a look at his Twitter.

Tags : CelebritiesKevin SmithRobert PattinsonTila Tequila

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