At this point I think everyone has figured out that these letters are completely bogus, but that doesn’t stop a new one from popping up every few weeks, and the majority of uninformed college dumbasses still believe that this is really the school warning them about fapping in the shower. Of course, you know better because you’re a campus socialite. But they’re funny as hell anyway. Check em all out.

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As an undergrad, I sneakily grabbed information from Wikipedia like it was my job…I hope none of my professors are looking at this. The trick is to reword everything so that it doesn’t look like you plagiarized, or just throw it in quotes and find the original source (they’re listed at the bottom of each page, fool). I always knew I wasn’t alone in my methods, but this infographic just reinforced that knowledge.

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This week is all about freshmen, so I’m about to drop some knowledge on you lil kiddies who just moved into the dorms: don’t let the campus police see your fear. Of course, don’t be a complete doucher either, but if you don’t know your rights then you’ll probably end up with a multitude of tickets or an arrest record before the year is out. Be nice, apologize, and treat them like normal people. Don’t break down and cry, it won’t get you anywhere…unless you have a vagina.

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