At this point I think everyone has figured out that these letters are completely bogus, but that doesn’t stop a new one from popping up every few weeks, and the majority of uninformed college dumbasses still believe that this is really the school warning them about fapping in the shower. Of course, you know better because you’re a campus socialite. But they’re funny as hell anyway. Check em all out.
Tag: Colleges and Universities
This infographic claims that college students spend an average of 100 minutes on Facebook…I’m on Facebook for at least 2 or 3 hours a day – is that too much? I can’t help that the social network is increasingly addictive (now with Skype, movie rentals, etc.), but it has its benefits for college students. Find out more after the jump.
Apparently they’re into some wild stuff at UNM. Javier Manriquez, president of the Phi Gamma Delta fraternity, found the severed head sitting outside the house with a note attached to it that read “done” with a heart over the “o.” That’s some Zodiac type stuff right there. And no that’s not a picture of the skinned head, smartass.
Wow, this is freaking awesome. You gotta watch it in HD, you just gotta. It is a little strange that it’s run through the Christian Student Fellowship, but I’m willing to look past it because it’s just so ill. This took place at the University of Kentucky during K-Week. What a wet disaster. Wish I was there.
As an undergrad, I sneakily grabbed information from Wikipedia like it was my job…I hope none of my professors are looking at this. The trick is to reword everything so that it doesn’t look like you plagiarized, or just throw it in quotes and find the original source (they’re listed at the bottom of each page, fool). I always knew I wasn’t alone in my methods, but this infographic just reinforced that knowledge.
I’m pretty sure I would’ve passed more classes if I had this monstrosity literally throwing me out of bed every morning. Hey engineering students: get on it. We need these babies mass produced. Just be careful not to get concussed or go through a wall.
UMass Armherst decided to set the record for world’s largest stir fry for absolutely no real reason. But I guess the 2 tons of food they cooked up is useful for a bunch of stoned college students looking for a free meal, so hooray! This video just made me hungry. Anyone want some Chinese for lunch?
This week is all about freshmen, so I’m about to drop some knowledge on you lil kiddies who just moved into the dorms: don’t let the campus police see your fear. Of course, don’t be a complete doucher either, but if you don’t know your rights then you’ll probably end up with a multitude of tickets or an arrest record before the year is out. Be nice, apologize, and treat them like normal people. Don’t break down and cry, it won’t get you anywhere…unless you have a vagina.
This is the last leaderboard of the Hottest Month of the Year, and like the temperature, the competition is heating up. Here is a the