How pissed would you be if you were up all night passing out presents to bratty kids and had to watch Lebron James beat the Mavs on Christmas Day? No confirmation on whether or not this is in fact the real Santa, but none the less, think Mrs. Clause made a little too much Egg Nog. Can you get a ticket for Sleighing While Intoxicated? In any case, we feel you Santa. Hard to be jolly with that stuff going on.

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Let’s be honest with each other here. You could be the biggest, ballinest dude on campus, but from time to time, you’re still going to have to take care of yourself. The question is, and will always be, how does one get their stuff done while they’re living in the dorms? These two asian dudes must have been struggling so hard that they even decided to write a song about it. Speaking for all who have had experience in this topic, it’s pretty damn funny.

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