The Centurion Challenge. 60 shots of beer in 60 minutes used to be pretty impressive, but think about the way you used to feel after a successful Power Hour, and then add 40 more minutes and 40 more shots. Almost double. If a beer is 8 ounces and a shot is 1.5, then the Centurion Challenge is 12.5 beers in under 2 hours. Think you can do it? Watch what happens to this guy and decide if you’re up for the ultimate challenge. Warning: not for the weak of stomach.
Do cars even come with cigarette lighters anymore? Considering my 2001 Volvo doesn’t and the war on cigarette smoke has come to an all-time boil in 2012, I’m guessing not so much. But power port, cigarette lighter, whatever, I think I just found the best use for one that I’ve seen ever: Highway Pro’s Double Port USB Adaptor. Sleek looking and capable of charging any device with a USB charger. AKA any device.
Kids today might have ridiculous video games, and iPads to fuck around with, but they’ll never know the excitement that came with playing with a physical RC car or helicopter. Those days are long gone, but that doesn’t mean we can’t relive the memories. These dudes put together an RC bird. This isn’t just any toy though. This thing actually flaps its wings and looks and flies like an anatomically correct bird. Really fucking cool. Props to all.
The Warped Tour still draws a crowd, but I hardly ever see anyone rocking a pair of Vans, unless they’re also rocking a Korn T-shirt. I gotta say though, everyone loves a comeback, and their new spring line looks like they’ve done some major growing up. For the first time in at least a decade, Vans are looking pretty sick.
So we’ve all seen those old 70′s basketball games where the players are wearing those ridiculously short short shorts (try saying that ten times fast), but what would happen if some kids our age were told they had to wear them for a game? Well, besides for that one pretty confident dude in this video, they really didn’t seem too pleased. This isn’t the ground-breaking, risque stuff we’re used to on the internet these days, but sometimes its good to get a dose of some good, clean prank comedy.
Taco Bells in California, the fast food kingdom of America, made a very important announcement today. One that might just change your life, or at least your hopes of productivity after noon. Taco Bell just introduced a brand new menu, trademarked as FirstMeal. Yep, if you happen to live in California, Arizona, or Colorado you can now eat your breakfast off a purple tray. The world’s most infamous fast food chain is now open early.
I suppose we can all imagine the embarrassment of going to a Super Bowl party with your girlfriend and not knowing what a Quarterback does. No? Just testing you. Well someone out there doesn’t know what a quarterback does, and he actually posted a Craigslist ad offering someone $500 to teach him so he can impress his girlfriend and her ex boyfriend at his Super Bowl party. I’m not even kidding.
No matter how far time goes, Ferris Bueller’s badass legacy will forever live on, even if 80′s film culture is something we’ve all tried very hard to phase out. So you can imagine everyone’s excitement when this video got released, subtly implying that, holy shit, they are planning to release a sequel. Am I dreaming?
I know I’m supposed to vary this a little bit, but unfortunately, I think I might be addicted to British Glamour Models. I apologize, but it’s debilitating. Today’s Wood from across the pond goes by the name Sammy Braddy. She’s hot, shiny, and I like to picture the accent when I look at her. Try it some time, but only in moderation. Trust me, I know better now.
We’ve seen some crazy things in the world this week. Even just today. But nothing so far like this. A cute Asian girl gets told my some off-screen dude to paint. All she has to do it with is a basketball. She looks confused and intimidated but it’s a huge bluff, because somehow, what comes out of some red paint and your standard, orange, air-pumped ball is a masterpiece. We’re still scratching our heads. Did I mention she’s pretty hot? Enjoy.
There’s something about a woman in her 40′s that looks this good that just has that added appeal. Maybe it’s because she’s older and more “experienced.” Maybe it’s because you think if you put together a kickass Ashley Madison account, you might just be able to bag her. In any case, it’s something to be celebrated in whatever ritual you see fit.
The news of shifting to a defensive-minded head coach along with the firings of long time vice chairman Bill Polian, and his son, general manager Chris have all but signaled the Colts are officially in the dreaded “rebuilding” stage. Will Peyton Manning want to be apart of a rebuilding team and more importantly do the Colts want to keep Manning coming off a serious neck injury with the number one pick at their disposal? Let’s take a look at 5 potential teams that could be in play for the Manning sweepstakes with the writing on the wall that the Peyton era in Indianapolis is nearing an end.
They say pledging a frat is the best experience of your life that you would never, ever want to do again. Well, those who have already been through Hell better be glad they got it out of their system when they did. There is a new tool in town that is going to mean Hell and High Water if Fraternities get wind of it. Ever hear of Ghost Peppers? Allow me to introduce Ghost Pepper Seeds.
The ever intense rivalry between the Central Michigan Lady Chippewas (red uniforms) and the Ohio University Bobcats (green uniforms) ended up in a bench clearing brawl last night. The two started at it and before you knew it, it was a WWE Diva’s Royal Rumble. Central Michigan went on to win the game, but for my money, Ohio won the real fight.
So TMZ and a bunch of other news outlets have reported that everyone’s favorite 80′s Hot Girl layover, Demi Moore had a seizure at her house the other night, causing the paramedics to be called. Is she Epileptic? Nope. Turns out the cougar who’s practically your mother’s age was huffing aerosol cans like she was 18 at a Phish show. She was rushed to the hospital from her house and is now checked into rehab for ” stress and exhaustion.” Also known as too many Whip-Its and pain killers.
