We here at The Campus Socialite know that rape is no laughing matter, no matter how hard George Carlin may try to make it hilarious.  The late great comic tried to prove that it’s ok to chuckle at rape by saying “I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. See, hey why do you think they call him ‘Porky,’ eh? I know what you’re going to say. ‘Elmer was asking for it.’  We think that the star of the video below, Antoine Dodson, proves Carlin’s theory right that on some rare occasions, rape can cause laughter.

Think you are a binge drinker?  Watch this monster single-handedly raise Molson’s stock as he earns the respect of some of Canadian comrades.

I guess all press is good press and timing is everything because these Jersey Shore kids just can’t stay out of the news as season two of their hit reality series commences.

According to TMZ Nicole Polizzi, better known as Snooki, has been arrested for disorderly conduct. (We know, we know. The MTV reality show sort of specializes in disorderly conduct).

Read on to see some footage of Snooki in her most comfortable element… drunk and disheveled.

By: Chhaya Néné (University of Miami)

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When you look in the mirror are you happy with what you see? I’m talking about your weight. Do you think you could lose a couple of pounds? Or are you looking to tone up? There are several HEALTHY ways to do this.

However there are two very serious unhealthy ways to lose weight and those are to become anorexic or bulimic.

By: Ricza Lopez (Buffalo State College)

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It doesn’t matter what class level you are in college, one thing that brings a lot of us together for a few hours to have a hell of a good time is a party. It can be a club party, house party or even a dorm party. the best thing about parties is that you can start throwing down on Thursday and depending on when you have classes, you don’t have to end until Sunday night. We all know that depending on what town you are in, many bars are not open until 4AM. There are instances in which clubs are open until 2AM, lucky if we even get until 3:30AM the latest. So the party is over, whether is was great or a total flop, the night is still young and you are not tired.  What are you to do? Just keep on looking for the action and we will be sure to guide you.

Practice!  We’re talking about practice? …. Playoffs!?  Playoffs!?  …. Some of the most memorable moments in sports didn’t even happen on a field or a court, they happened in the press room.  In many occasions, an athlete’s biggest nemesis is not the other team or another player, it’s the media.  Check out the video below of this ultimate sports media mash-up with a twist.

By: Brandon Wolfson

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Video games can be frustrating enough that they make even the most expert gamer want to pull their hair out; this anger is only heightened by having to take out an irritating bad guy at the end of the game.  Take a look at my list of shitty villains from the gaming world…

Whether you’re deciding who will take one for the team, who’s buying shots at the bar, or who is going to bang the fattest chick in the bar, we all partake in rock, paper scissor to settle some of life’s toughest disputes.  Read on to find out how to up your RPS game.

Below is an actual e-mail chain that captures the back and forth between the secretary, Shannon, and the office’s graphic designer, David.  Shannon has lost her cat and has asked David to help her create with a lost poster. This is their email correspondence (read from top to bottom).

Official ‘Jersey Shore’ Season 2 Drinking Game Rules (Bro Bible)

The 100 Hottest Women from New Jersey (Bro Bible)

The Super Sexy Sandkini (CO ED)

Gator ‘Feeding Frenzy’ Proves Georgia Is Terrifying (Asylum)

Dummy Drops Firecracker into Fish Tank & the only thing that ISN’T wrecked…are the Goldfish (Foundry Music)

Adorable Kittens Cause Massive Property Damage, Bodily Injury (Uproxx)

The 10 Cock Blocks Who Will Ruin Your Game With the Ladies (Bro Bible)

Final Thoughts On Comic-Con: It’s Like A 4-Day Double Rainbow Video (Film Drunk)

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell (Dave & Thomas)

LeBron James Jersey Guy Escorted Out Of Indians Game (Busted Coverage)