By: mos jef
Like many other college kids in America, I pledged a fraternity and like just about every other fraternity pledge, I was forced to undergo physical anguish during lineups. One of everyone’s least favorite activities was the good ole’ “Think About It.” I’m sure it’s been called by many names in many places. Essentially, when the Pledgemaster tells you to “think about it,” you drop to the ground and get into this position: http://www.colfaxwrestling.org/fit_images/prone.gif, except your fists are under your chin as if you’re…you guessed it…thinking about something. Now, like the writers and creators of LOST, Pledgemasters would get all cutesy with the way they told you to think about it. “Well, well, well…y’all really f*cked up this time. Why don’t you think about it.” Or…”Blah blah blah…I think we just gave you a lot to think about!”
I feel like I’m pledging again. And I just want it to be over.





















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