By: Brian Dernulc

South Region – “SuperNova”

You know how sometimes you’re at a bar and there’s a group of unattractive girls standing across the way, but after a few drinks you begin to convince yourself that one of them isn’t half bad so you just keep justifying it to your buddies by pointing out her positive attributes, while blatantly ignoring her flaws?  That’s how I feel about this region.  I look at this portion of the bracket and think that no matter which direction you go, you’re settling for a team and really just talking yourself into the least unattractive girl of the group.  That’s not a good feeling.  The #1 seed Duke, led by “all-everything” guy Kyle Singler, has played well recently, but I just can’t buy into a team with so little athleticism and only 2 guards that see any significant time.  After all they did just struggle to put away Virginia, Miami, and Georgia Tech in the ACC Tournament.  And the #2 seed Villanova has struggled a bit down the stretch and are so reliant on Scottie Reynolds to put them on their back that a bad game might expose them to an upset.  There are a couple potentially dangerous matchups for the top line teams but there is no depth in this region so other than Duke and Villanova, can you really see anyone else coming out of the South?  Me neither.

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bradwellen@precioustimeny.com

Back when I was in college, all arguments were settled in one of two ways: when away from the apartment a spirited game of rock, paper, scissors determined your fate and when a roof was over your head, a “closest to the bullseye” dart throwing competition would resolve all conflicts.  Needless to say, alcohol was usually involved in these disputes and some errant darts were tossed causing both painfully hilarious bloopers and some minor property damage that was easily covered up by a trippy Grateful Dead tapestry that left our landlord none the wiser.  I can’t begin to recount the many disagreements that I was able to put to rest with some pinpoint, Drew Brees-esque accuracy and, thanks to the bar room target game discovered by our friends overseas in Lancashire, England, I often found myself the recipient of the prized last slice of pizza, the first spot on the beer pong table, and the man sitting shotgun for the four hour drive to Canada.  With darts serving as the main squasher of all beef when it comes to college tomfoolery, why would you settle for anything less than a fantastically ballerific dartboard?  Look no further than The Man Registry to get your hands on an official NCAA Team Dartboard Set guaranteed to pay tribute to your university of choice while feeding your appetite for competition.

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By: Brian Dernulc

As a veteran of the bracket process and a huge fan of college basketball, I’ve learned a lot about what works from a basketball perspective in the tournament, and more importantly how to limit costly errors  (save last year) in filling out my bracket to keep me in the hunt in my pools.  Below are a few rules I abide by and encourage you to follow as you fill out your bracket…

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As college basketball fans everywhere prepare for the long and winding road to the Final Four, there is no better time than the present to pay homage to the past with a look at some of the jerseys worn by the hardwood heroes whose stars shone brightest in March.  Less than 24 hours removed from Selection Sunday, and with the Big Dance getting underway with tomorrow night’s opening round game, it’s time to stock up on some throwbacks to fill your closet between now and the tourney’s last stop at the National Championship game in Indianapolis on April 5.  Enjoy the nostalgia and get pumped for the madness.

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There have been few better showmen in tennis over the years as Andre Agassi, but for once things went a little sour over the weekend as he and Pete Sampras managed to turn what was intended to be a charity event in aid of the Haiti earthquake fund into a very public, very personal slanging match.  Check out the video and analysis below.

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President Barack Obama won over the hearts of America with three simple words: “Yes we can.”  San Francisco Giants starting pitcher and 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum is taking the nation by storm with both his smoking fastball and by smoking weed.  Since being caught with Mary Jane and some paraphernalia in his car this past October, Tim is proving that there is such a thing as a functional pothead and has captivated sports fans and marijuana enthusiasts alike by living by the phrase: “Yes we cannabis.”  Check out Timmy’s latest stoner move in the high-larious video after the jump.

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By: Amanda Schweitzer, (Hofstra University)

Hi all you Campus Socialites! It is known that before we die we need to have sex in crazy, off the handle hot spots. Whether it’s with your significant other or a one-night stand, print this out and try it out. Why not? You only live once… right?

Top 10 Places to Have Sex

- In a Church, Temple, or any place of worship: Oh please don’t even tell me you’ve never wanted to use a torah as a bed sheet or a bible as a headrest.

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