On Tuesday, The Campus Socialite ran a contest on our site to win a pair of AMC-Lowes Movie Passes. The Task? Simple: Sum up the entire Harry Potter Saga in 7 words, one for every book. I had my doubts at first, but within 5 minutes I was rolling on the floor laughing. By the end of the hour, it was impossible to pick. Unfortunately, only one person won, but everyone wins today. In honor of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2 and our awesome fans, here are the 20 Fanmade Harry Potter Synopses in 7 Words. Have a better one? E-mail it to me, and if you make us laugh hard enough, we’ll be glad to post it. Enjoy HP nerds.
“Harry Catches Snitches, Ron Gets The Bitches” is the Easy Winner.
“Emma Watson (Hermione Granger) Eventually Turns 18” is a runner up, as is “I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO READ” is just genius.
Send us your favorites, or better yet, send us your synopsis. See if you can top them.