When I was a senior in high school I remember being so jealous of my friend who was going to Brown University. This was not because I had aspired to go to an Ivy League college (I’d rather have a social life, thank you), but because he was going to be attending school in the fall with Emma Watson. I thought it would be sick to meet her, he thought it would be great to bang her (typical). Hopefully for him, the two years with Hermione were enough to get into her pants, since she just recently dropped out to pursue her career. Regardless, it would still be sick to be able to say that you couldn’t pay attention in class because you were sitting next to a celebrity. Here are four celebs that you could possibly run into on your college campus.
Wyclef Jean, formally of the hip-hop group The Fugees, is currently enrolled at Berklee College in Boston, Massachusetts. He plans on earning his BA in music. Imagine that you’re walking to class when you see the singer of “Gone Till November” hustlin’ across the quad with his swagga on full blast. However this is not Jean’s first time in college – He previously briefly attended Five Towns College in Dix Hills, N.Y.
The super sexy co-star of Pineapple Express and Your Highness is actually brilliant as well. What a catch. After earning a BA in English (with a concentration in Creative Writing) at UCLA in 2008, Franco moved to NY to attend not one, but three schools: Columbia University’s M.F.A. writing program, Brooklyn College for creative writing, and NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts for directing. Now, the young multi-talented hottie attends Yale, where he is earning a doctorate in English. Apparently he just enjoys learning.
Who wouldn’t want to sit next to a super model in class? Although you probably wouldn’t pay any attention to the teacher or the lesson, being within view of Lily would definitely keep you awake during class. Cole has modeled for Vogue, Louis Vuitton, and Marc Jacobs just to name a few, and was recently in the disgraceful excuse for a movie The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (seriously, have you tried watching that shit?). Regardless, if you’re attending the University of Cambridge, lucky you – Because Lily is studying History of Art there.
It’s hard to believe it, but that bitchface Omarosa from “The Apprentice” who was fired not once – but twice by Donald Trump is currently in college. Although she has already gotten her BA in Broadcast Journalism from Central State University, she is now enrolled in United Theological Seminary for her Doctor of Ministry, which according to the ever-trustful Wikipedia is “a doctoral level degree oriented toward ministerial leadership often in an area of applied theology, such as missions, evangelism, church leadership, pastoral psychology or the psychology of religion, church growth, church administration, homiletics, or spiritual formation.” One day she’s a bitchy executive, the next she’s an enlightened evangelist. Quite the career change, wouldn’t you say?