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Creative Summer Jobs: The Titty-Tap Margarita

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It’s hard to get a job nowadays, even if it’s pumping out ice cream cones on your local boardwalk. That’s why you need to get creative. Today we celebrate a woman who is a true pioneer. She took two things men love: boobs and tequila, and turned it into a wildly succesful business model. For purposes of branding, i’ll call it the “Titty-Tap Maragarita.”

I’m gonna go ahead and assume she doesn’t have a liquor licence, and in the I wanna drink Margarita off your tits department, she is sub-par at best. Despite all that, she is raking in $1250 a day! When does she go IPO, because this is a business venture that can’t possibly go wrong. We salute you Titty-Tap Margarita girl. You’ve taken your modest assets, some Tequila and Sour Mix, and carved out a niche for yourself. See you on the beach.

 

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