Fantasy Drafts are tons of fun for all ages. Unless you switch it up and make a fantasy draft about the hottest ladies around. Then you compare them to the NBA player that they most resemble and you have An Epic Hot Girl Fantasy Draft. We have pitted Team Drew VS. Team Silly in this battle of wills, enjoy! All brought to you by DraftStreet.com
The draft was done in the form of a snake draft on DraftStreet.com. Each roster consists of 2 guards, 2 forwards, 2 centers and 2 utility players as is standard in all DraftStreet leagues.
1 TEAM DREW – Angelina Jolie – Lebron James
A swingman who can put up numbers across the board and provide veteran leadership. Attacks the hole with reckless abandon.
2 TEAM SILLY – J-WOWW – Blake Griffin
An all-around beast, Jenni dominates at the Jersey Shore and would surely put together some highlight reel plays on this fantasy squad.
3 TEAM DREW – Katherine Heigl – Darko Milicic
A soft, shot blocking center picked wayyy too early. An immediate sense of despair fell over Team Drew just as the pick was made. Joe Dumars, he feels your pain.
4 TEAM SILLY – Gisele Bundchen – Kobe Bryant
Gisele has been winning for years, has a collection of championship rings and is about a smooth under pressure as they come. A welcome addition to Team Silly, she will provide the leadership that first pick J-WOWW will need in order to thrive.
5 TEAM DREW – Mary Louise Parker – JR Smith
A badass mother, Ms. Parker will add a lock down defender to the squad. She will do anything to protect her own and lets face it, like Sam she Cassel.
6 TEAM SILLY – Emmanuelle Chriqui – Tony Parker
Known to excel with background roles, Emmanuel will serve as the point guard for Team Silly. Plus, she can handle the balls on our team any day.
7 TEAM DREW – Erin Andrews – Shane Battier
Erin has a higher basketball IQ than anyone else on this list and can provide an intellectual edge to the team. She doesn’t necessarily need to be on the floor to make an impact, as we know she can also do damage on the sidelines.
8 TEAM SILLY – Tyra Banks – Dwight Howard
Listen, Tyra Banks was once a physical specimen of what every woman strived to look like. Now, she’s just more of a monstrous excuse for a former supermodel. Mix those together and you have one hell of a starting center.
9 TEAM DREW – Jessica Biel – Derrick Rose
She’s been ballin’ since 7th Heaven and fits in as the perfect point guard for Team Drew. A perfect body, she is exactly what you are looking for at the guard position.
10 TEAM SILLY – Britney Spears – Grant Hill
A veteran with two bad knees but a lot of ability left in the tank. Its just a matter of which Britney will show up each night and Team Silly is banking on her having a full head of hair for the entire season.
11 TEAM DREW – Beyonce – Shaq
The “Baddest Bitch In The Game” is wearing our chain now and may even earn the starting nod over the horrific early pick Heigl. In the low post, there isn’t a lady you would rather have to get low and box out.
12 TEAM SILLY – Cameron Diaz – Steve Nash
What athletic event with beautiful women would be complete without Cameron? She is a cagy veteran who can come in off the bench and provide stability if the team is struggling. A-Rod will be at every game sitting courtside and wishing he was dating Minka Kelly and wearing a #2 on his jersey.
13 TEAM DREW – Megan Fox – Kevin Durant
A sentimental favorite who fell further than anyone would have expected and Team Drew snatched her up. Michael Bay may have nixed her from the next Transformers movie, but she will land on her feet, or knees in Drew’s office before and after every game.
14 TEAM SILLY – Rihanna – Ron Artest
Rihanna is a Warrior, can take a punch and come back swinging even harder. She will be Team Silly’s enforcer and has her instructions to come in and take Angelina out of the game by all means necessary. This may include holding one of her children hostage, but would she even notice they were gone?
15 TEAM DREW – Gabrielle Union – Dwayne Wade
Bad Boys 2 was the inspiration for Team Drew to pick this tall beauty who happens to be dating D Wade in real life. He may be quiet on the court, but we all know he is teaching her some great moves behind closed doors.
16 TEAM SILLY – Khloe Kardashian – Zydrunas Ilgauskas
Every team needs a big, ugly Shrek to bring in and take a few fouls while giving the stars a break. The clearly adopted member of the Kardashian clan can fill this role and now she even has a little Odom in her.
TEAM DREW
F – Angelina Jolie
C – Katherine Heigl
G – Mary Louise Parker
F – Erin Andrews
G – Jessica Biel
C – Beyonce
U – Megan Fox
U – Gabrielle Union
TEAM SILLY
F – J-Woww
G – Gisele Bundchen
G – Emmanuelle Chriqui
C – Tyra Banks
F – Britney Spears
U – Cameron Diaz
U – Rihanna
C – Khloe Kardashian
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