One of readers, Sarah Helen from Stanford, CA, has entered a viral video contest being run by Blu Electronic Cigarettes. If her video gets enough votes to win, she’ll get $10,000, and you’ll all get to see an encore of this YouTube video, ending with a topless shot. As you can see, Sarah is incredibly blessed in the chesticle region, so get to voting, socialites! If politicians bribed me with tits, I’d probably vote for them.
And check out Sarah’s completely enthralling video below (SPOILER: You’re not gonna remember the song at all):