Moss a Titan; Merriman a Bill…Does Anybody Give a Shit?

By: Rock Comedian Brian Smith


It’s official – Randy Moss is a Titan. The Pro Bowl wide receiver was waived by the Minnesota Vikings after his dismal performances and lack of attitude in just three games. What does he bring to the Titans? Other than an attitude, not a whole lot. Moss has underachieved all year splitting time between New England and Minnesota, as he continues to be a cancer in any locker room he calls his own. Just when you thought Vince Young has put his personal issues behind him, the Titans bring in Moss, who could be just what Vince Young needs in the locker room to drive him over the deep end.

San Diego has finally parted ways with veteran Linebacker Shawne Merriman, who was picked up off waivers by the 0-7 Bills. Why not bring aboard “Lights Out,” the has-been superstar, who is constantly hampered by nagging knee injuries and run-ins with the law. Leave it to the Bills to attempt to make upgrades to their roster by picking up a player who won’t even start until week nine. The only positive about Merriman heading to Buffalo is it’s the home of zero D-List celebrities to get into trouble with (cough) Tila Tequila.

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