Seven letters. Nine men. Millions of screaming ladies around the country. One tour. In case you didn’t know, The New Kids on the Block have teamed up with the Backstreet Boys (sans Kevin) on a cross-country tour that will bring two of the world’s most famous boy bands together into one super boy band.
If you’re a lady who’s old enough to have experienced either of the two groups, then maybe it’s about time you got excited. Find out the tour date nearest to you and buy your ticket here. Hooray for nostalgia and a return to days long past!
If you’re a guy, then you’re probably wondering “why is a guy writing so passionately about this? Is he gay?” No. Be honest with yourself: At some point you liked Backstreet Boys, too. Even if you didn’t, you should at least think of the perks of this tour. Each concert is going to be jam-packed with 20-something (or 30-something, if that’s your thing) ladies who are dying to see the boys back in action. Those hormones are going to be raging (because Nick Carter and Brian Littrell are still hotties). Besides you, the only guys there are gay. If you pretend to genuinely like either band, then you’re all but guaranteed some form of sexual contact. Of course, this is all speculation, but it makes sense.
So girls, go get your tickets now. Guys, if you want to meet a hot girl somewhere other than a trashy bar, then maybe you should hop on this train also. See you at the show, ladies!
