The College Town Bouncer is back with another rant. This time he steps out of the bar and takes on everyone’s least favorite place on Earth. DMV? Sorry, second least favorite place on earth: The Airport. Are you ready for some sage advice?
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I try not to judge a book by its cover, but at the same time, I would never pick up a book that was covered in Rhinestones and Swarovski crystals. Mostly because I would assume those books were how-to guides on how to fit cucumbers up your ass.
Like the Terminator being sent back in time to prevent future John Connor from being born, the ex is from the present sent to the bar to prevent any future sexual encounters for that night. A jilted lover is one of the most lethal and efficient ways to completely close any open vagina doors that may be open to you.
Before all of you girls start having your periods and freak out that I spend all of my time in these articles judging and
I had two different articles written up for this week, one being on people who dress inappropriately, and one about the ‘tramp’. The former
Let me preface this series of articles by stating that I am not judging any of the people that I will be writing about. That