outlet safe

I’m sure when the manufacturers of this little gem at ThinkGeek.com created this thing, they had money, and pearl necklaces, and all kinds of actual valuables in mind. Great idea guys. Too bad your amazingly innovative invention is about to be used for all the drugs and contraband college students can fit. Throw your fake, hollowed out soda and shaving cream cans away. Every cop knows about those. This is what we’ve been waiting for.

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kindle fire

While Steve Jobs notoriously began his keynotes with self congratulatory statistics on growth, Jeff Bezos, Amazon CEO, began his keynote speech with a review of Kindle targeted hate. He then revealed a Kindle book sale graph that resembled the first half of a roller coaster. Yes, Kindle book sales have topped physical book sales for Amazon, which is a lot to say for one of the world’s largest web retailers.

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electric bike

Brooklyn Hipsters and College Students rejoice! Actually, wait until I finish. Car Manufacturer, Ford showed up at the Frankfurt Motor Show with a huge trick in the bag: A front-wheel drive, automatic gear changing, electric bicycle capable of coasting across your college campus at 15MPH. Then they buttoned their belt back up, pulled their shirt back on, and explained that this Bike will never be actually avaliable. Worst Cock-Tease Ever.

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atg

Not everyone has a Frat house with surround-sound speakers. That’s why when we found this baby, we knew we just had to share it. The Audio-Technica AT-SPG50 is an adorably sized metal disk, that looks as harmless as a transistor radio. Plug it into your iPod though, and throw on some Beats, and the cops will be beating down your door faster than you can say DeadMau5.

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