Girl Cries Over Packers Losing. Blames Her Fingernails (Video)



Hell of a run, Green Bay Packers. You may have gone undefeated in games you actually tried to win this year, but Super Bowl repeats are hard to come by nowadays. Aaron Rodgers and the boys are taking the loss hard right now over some  Dom P and golf I’m sure, but I don’t think anyone is hurting more than this, for lack of a better term, Crazy Cheese Head-Wearing Bitch. I’m gonna go ahead and assume she couldn’t name 3 players, but she’s sobbing and cursing herself over the color she painted her fingernails and the jersey her friend apparently made her wear. Hate to break it to you sweetie but nobody gives a fuck about the glitter on your fingernails, the fate of professional football contests and the onward progression of the universe especially. Let’s laugh at her “pain.”

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A Shot of Yager: Podcast w/ Sean Keeley of



Sean Keeley the creator of Troy Nunes is an Absolute Magician (, the best Syracuse sports blog on the net, drops by to talk every Orange! We briefly touch on the football season that was before talking about the Bernie Fine scandal and Sean’s great coverage of that over the past few months as well as our #1 ranked hoops squad and what lays ahead for Boeheim and the boys. Great podcast for any Cuse fan or any college hoops fan in general as we are discussing the number one team in the country after all.

Follow Sean on Twitter @NunesMagician and follow me @SHOTOFYAGER

Head over to to hear all my podcast interviews including my BEST OF 2011 Show featuring Lisa Lampanelli, Jim Breuer, Kenny Florian, Bethenny Frankel, Chris Cornell, Christina Hendricks and MORE!

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This Chinese Women’s Volleyball Matchup Is Out Of Control (Video)



You thought Hope Solo was an amazing female athlete? You’re about to watch one of the most ridiculous display’s of professional sport that I have ever witnessed in my life. Screw Tim Tebow, because what is happening on this court is nothing short of Divine Intervention. I’m doing my best to try and explain what’s going on this video in English words, but it is futile. Maybe there’s a phrase for it in Chinese. Either way, enjoy the most exciting thing to happen on a volleyball court since Misty-May Treanor

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Come To The TCS Knicks Viewing Party This Thursday in NYC. Drink Specials, Food Specials, and Giveaways All Night



The Campus Socialite and The Knicks Blog are teaming up to throw the biggest Knicks Viewing party you’ll ever see. It’s happening at Traffic Bar in Hell’s Kitchen and if you’re in the area, own Melo, Stoudemire, and Chandler jerseys, or even if you’re just a dabbler, you need to be there. The best way to watch sports is with your boys so why not watch the Knicks play The Grizzlies with 50-100 other members of Knicks Nation. Drink specials,  food specials, and prizes given out all night.

The event is hosted by Tommy Dee of The Knicks Blog, maybe the biggest Knicks fan and influential personality on the web. Tommy hasn’t gained the big following he has for no reason, so expect anything he attaches his name to to be huge. Anthony Donahue of Knicks Blog Radio will also be doing a live radio show from the event itself. If you’re a Knicks fan and unfamiliar with the two of them, this is your chance to get with the program.

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The event is sponsored by Coors Light which is good for us and you. Free Coors will be served throughout the entire 1st quarter. That’s 12 full minutes of play to get a buzz going. After that you can get a pitcher for $12, a bucket for $15, and a bucket of wings + a bucket of beers for $30. Mixed Drinks and Sangria are $5 if you’re into that sort of thing. Either way there will be cheap alcohol, cheap food, and a sea of Knicks fans to enjoy the game with.

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The event is also sponsored by and Draftstreet, and all of our sponsors will be giving away items through free entry raffles all night. The giveaway items are hush hush at the moment, but I’ll give you a hint: an authentic jersey with a word that rhymes with “Bellow” and the same number used in a movie starring Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman is a strong possibility. You can’t go wrong with free shit.

If you’re an NYC Knicks fan or even just a general basketball fan, head to Traffic Bar in Hell’s Kitchen this Thursday at 7:00 for good times by all. The Super Bowl might be weeks away but that doesn’t mean sports aren’t always better with a party. Seeya there.

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Compete Against TCS and The Knicks Blog In A One-Night Fantasy Free Roll



If you haven’t heard already, there’s a new way to play fantasy basketball that turns the season long grind into quick hitting one-night leagues, that let you win cash, every single day. Draft a team for one night of games and get paid out as soon as the games end that night. The opportunity to win big without the stress of a full season. is at the forefront of this new trend in the fantasy world and to start the season off right, they are giving us an amazing promotion: a FREE one-day fantasy league with $200 in prizes, exclusively for readers of The Campus Socialite and The Knicks Blog.

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This free contest will be salary-cap style drafting where everyone tries to assemble the best team out of the available players and you can draft at any time, at your convenience. You will have a $100,000 budget to build a team of 2 forwards, 2 guards, 2 centers, and 2 utility players. Each NBA player has been assigned a price based on their expected fantasy performance and with the games being played that night, there is no shortage of star power. If your looking for Knicks players, Amare is going for $16,392, Melo for $16,912, and Chandler for $11,539 in their game against the Memphis Grizzlies. Monta Ellis, Dwight Howard, Steve Nash, Joe Johnson, Rudy Gay and our old boy David Lee are all on the block as well. The whole January 12th schedule is below.

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The best part? Myself, Daniel Caufield, and all the guys here at The Campus Socialite plan on playing as well and nobody is taking it lightly. We have a reputation to uphold so if you want any chance to contend, you’re gonna need to put the time in. Roster research, matchup analysis, injury reports, the works. Our fans are some of the savviest Basketball guys around so the competition will be stacked.

Have what it takes? Sign up for the Draftstreet Fantasy Free Roll right here. The action starts Thursday January 12th at 7:00pm ET at which time your rosters will lock and the Live Scoreboard will be available.

January 12th Sechedule:

Bobcats @ Hawks 7:30 PM
Pistons @ Bucks 8:00 PM
Knicks @ Grizzlies 8:00 PM
Cavaliers @ Suns 9:00 PM
Magic @ Warriors 10:00 PM


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Kicking N Streaming: Podcast w/ UFC Ultimate Fighter Season 11 Winner Court McGee



Talk about a dude with an inspiring story, Court McGee defied the odds and went from a recovering drug addict to Ultimate Fighter Season 11 champion in less than five years. Court talks candidly about his early-life troubles, how he got through them and how they continue to affect his outlook on life today. Court talks about how he got his start in MMA, what it was like on the show, his time in the UFC since and his upcoming battle with Constantinos Philippou in Australia on 3/3/12. This is an interview that should be interesting and inspiring even if you are not a big fight fan.

Follow Court on Twitter @Court_McGee

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The Sexiest Giants Fan You’ve Ever Seen (Video)



This video is 9 months old already, but we won’t hold it against our friends at BroBible, who posted it earlier today. I mean, how can you get angry while peeking at that massive underboobage? The Giants killed it yesterday, and us New Yorkers are hoping for another trip to the Super Bowl, and Ms. Meena can motivate us all the way to glory and climax…I just went there.

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Everything LSU vs. Alabama Other Than Football

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You can search the web for countless numbers of sports stories regarding tonight’s highly anticipated showdown between LSU and Alabama. Here at Campus Socialite though, we wanted to take a slightly more intriguing approach at breaking down the event. Anybody can predict who is going to win. Instead we will tell you who should win based on our unofficial awards using computer-based rankings for each school (sound alarmingly familiar). Here is a rundown of both SEC schools and how they perform in the most crucial categories.


Best Mascot

Mike, the LSU Tiger mascot, was not on his A-game the last time these two teams squared off in November. Unfortunately the LSU mascot could not handle his excitement during the pregame as he trampled over his own cheerleaders right before the match during warm-ups. Not the best first impression.


Big Al on the other hand is a funny and fun loving looking elephant. It is curious to note that the school’s nickname is the Crimson Tide, so it’s rather puzzling why they are represented by an elephant. Apparently Big Al got his name when a fan in the 1930’s screamed “here come the elephants,” referring to the all-mighty football team. It was a catchy enough nickname back then and stuck so the mascot remained as an elephant.

Tough choice as both mascots have provided entertainment over the years but running into your own cheerleaders, as opposed to the opponent, is not a winning move Charlie Sheen would approve. Big Al is pretty cool with his huge nose (I am Jewish after all), so for that he earns round one.

Winner: Alabama


Best Head Coach

First off, Les Miles has an awesome nick name: “The Mad Hatter.” Second, he eats grass. While of course you or I would never do this, it makes for a pretty hysterical ESPN commercial. Lastly, he is the leader of an undefeated LSU Tiger Squad that has already beaten Nick Saban this season in a field goal fest 9-6.

The Alabama coach has the combined personality of Bill Belichick and Newt Gingrich, which equates to a total asshole. Nick Saban is certainly successful and at the top of his craft just like the other two guys previously stated, but he is not exactly the type of guy I would want to go grab a few drinks with. Many can argue that Saban is the better coach, but at least Miles has never failed in the NFL (Ask Miami Dolphin fans their opinion of Nick Saban).

Winner: LSU


Best Food

LSU, known for its Cajun food, has tons of great places to dine. Restaurants such as Raising Cane’s, Louie’s Café and The Great Wall are just a few of the many classic places students enjoy stuffing their faces in.

Alabama also offers southern style specialties that students cannot get enough of. Local establishments such as Buffalo Phil’s, Crimson Café, and 15th Street Diner are amongst the favorites in Tuscaloosa.

Both offer excellent choices of food, and this is a close call, but the fact that LSU is home to New Orleans-based cooking such as jambalaya, shrimp, and of course fast food favorite Popeyes gives LSU the slight edge.

Winner: LSU


Best Alumni

Famous LSU Tiger Alumni include Vice President Hubert Humphrey who served under Lyndon B. Johnson, Political Commentator James Carville, Shaquille O’Neal, and the dude who created The Sims computer game.

Members of the Crimson Tide family include legendary football stars Joe Namath and Coach Paul “Bear” Bryant, author of the novel To Kill a Mockingbird, and the dude who co-founded Wikipedia.

Both have famous alumni but in this case advantage Alabama. The school has a longer history of tradition and excellence in terms of famous people who have contributed to society. Roll Tide.

Winner: Alabama


Best Cheerleaders

Ever heard of the phrase a picture tells a thousand stories? Not worth analyzing, just enjoy the pictures of the cheerleaders and I will let your imagination decide who should win this battle.

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Tim Howard, An American Soccer Goalie, Scores A Goal! (Video)



In what was supposed to be a night all about Landon Donovan, Tim Howard, a guy who’s primary responsibility is to keep goals, kicked a ball so deep that it actually scored one. I’m the furthest thing from a huge soccer fan, unless it happens to be World Cup season, but I’m being told this is an absolute freak occurrence. Only 4 goalies have managed a cross-field score in English Premier League history and this is just the 2nd one by an American. Whether you have love for the sport or not, this is something to see.

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Dennis Rodman Throws His Hat Into The Women’s Topless Basketball Ring


Batman vs. the Joker, Happy Gilmore vs. Shooter Mcgavin, Stone Cold vs. the Rock and Dexter vs. the Trinity Killer are just a few examples of classic rivals facing off in our life time. Get ready to add another to the list; Dennis Rodman vs. Rick Cabaret. Dennis Rodman will be selecting strippers from the Headquarters Gentleman Club in New York City to form a team to compete against Rick Cabaret’s strip joint. Though this is not just any team he is organizing. He is creating a squad consisting of topless strippers to play 5 on 5 in a charity basketball game. This probably is not what you had in mind in terms of epic showdowns, but nevertheless, it should be highly entertaining. Like the Jersey Shore you will tune in, you will watch, and then judgmentally stare at your reflection in the mirror.

It may surprise you that Rodman has never been known for his class and this one sure isn’t helping his image. But do you really think at this point in his career Rodman cares anymore what people think of him than when he was putting leopard spots in his hair for NBA games? Let’s at least give him some credit for being an entrepreneur, glorified pimp, and yes, head coach.

While disturbing, it’s to be expected from none other than Dennis Rodman. If any other athlete was holding tryouts for a topless basketball team we would frown or be disgusted. Rodman though is in his own league in terms of weirdness. This is the same man also known for wearing a wedding dress, hairstyles with more colors than a Crayola Box, and having more body piercings than the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (very good movie by the way if you haven’t seen it.)

If Dennis Rodman is actually going through with this idea, which we highly endorse if for no reason other than pure amusement, we have a couple of suggestions to spice this event up even more:

  1. If the girls would like a familiar face in the crowd, invite porn star Ron Jeremy. If he can’t make the event, settle for Orlando Magic Head Coach Stan Van Gundy.
  2. If Lebron James is in attendance, the girls can only play for 3 quarters because Lebron won’t show up for a 4th.
  3. Kim Kardashian can definitely arrive with any man of her choosing, but if Kris Humphries shows up, he better be prepared for boos.
  4. Lastly Walt Clyde Frazier should announce the telecast calling the girls prolific, effervescent, and of course, moving and grooving.

We were starting to miss hearing Dennis Rodman’s name in the news, so it’s nice to have him back in the ex-athlete soap opera. Stories involving crazy athletes such as Mike Tyson, Metta World Peace (the artist formerly known as Ron Artest) and of course Dennis Rodman are headlines here at Campus Socialite we dream of coming up with and cannot avoid discussing. For that we are eternally grateful and hopefully you are too.

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